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Arne Hemingway
dropped 25 August 2025
Fuck Twitter and Instagram. Welcome to Hemittergram!
This will be my place to put my bitter and funny things, my amazing thoughts, and my incredible word usements.
Instead of posting tweets here, I will drop droppings.
This will be my place to put my bitter and funny things, my amazing thoughts, and my incredible word usements.
Instead of posting tweets here, I will drop droppings.
Arne Hemingway
dropped 1 week ago
LOL, I can't tell if Gemini is simply telling me what I want to hear, or if it really thinks so ...
Arne Hemingway
dropped 1 week ago
This is such an important subject, and this is a well presented and thoughtful video, with an engaging speaker, so of course the only thing I noticed throughout is that Carissa seems to have two pairs of canines.
How AI Prevents a Meritocracy - Carissa Véliz (Author, Oxford Professor, and Proton Board Member)
Arne Hemingway
dropped 4 April
An example of effective use of simile in literature.
The literature we will be using for our example today will be this passage from an episode of Family Guy. In it, Peter finds himself in Hell and bumps into Superman playing cards. "What are YOU doing in here?!" says Peter and Superman replies,
"Ah, I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phone book."
Arne Hemingway
dropped 22 March
A very good video but very hard to watch: How Israel Will Collapse (ed. hopefully soon)
Arne Hemingway
dropped 15 March
You could play a little game with this 2-minute video where you watch it and try not to laugh.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
Arne Hemingway
dropped 24 January
An original short story in French
by Arne Hemingway
(copyright 2026 - all rights reserved)
(totally written by me and not plagiarized)
Le puzzle
Une femme âgée, seule, fait un puzzle dans son salon. Dehors, c'est la nuit. Au fur et à mesure qu'elle assemble les pièces, une impression étrange la saisit : elle reconnaît peu à peu dans son puzzle le décor de son salon, puis sa télévision, puis soi-même vue de face !!!
De plus en plus bouleversée, elle continue. Les dernières pièces du puzzle qu'elle assemble sont celles de la fenêtre derrière elle.
Et la toute dernière pièce du coin de la fenêtre montre ...
...le visage terrifiant d'un homme qui la regarde.
Arne Hemingway
dropped 24 January
Holy Shit
Amazing dancing and animation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3qkkcNAZ-I
Little known fact: Born To Be Alive was actually written and performed by a French/France artist - Patrick Hernandez
2026-01-26 06:01 AM CET And this, Estelle Manas: Just Dance 2026 Edition | Born to Be Alive by Patrick Hernandez - (Rehearsal VS. FINAL)
Arne Hemingway
dropped 20 January
Top Ten Chuck Norris Jokes
1. When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
5. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
6. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
7. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.
8. Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
9. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
10. Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.
(The picture is Belgian pop star, Angèle, simply because I'd rather look at her than a picture of Chuck Norris.)
Arne Hemingway
dropped 16 January
This framed 'motivationol' poster on the wall at my (french) gym today:
motivationol
advocoting
vigolous
sossions
... and no spaces after the commas
With all the tech and AI available these days, is it really so fucking hard to get these words right?!
Arne Hemingway
dropped 8 January
I had no idea
Arne Hemingway
dropped 8 January
The Times They Are A-Changin’
Come gather 'round, people, wherever you roam
And admit that the waters around you have grown
And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'
Come writers and critics who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide, the chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon for the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
For the loser now will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'
Come senators, congressmen, please, heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway, don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside ragin'
It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'
Come mothers and fathers throughout the land
And don't criticize what you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command
Your old road is rapidly agin'
Please, get out of the new one if you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'
The line it is drawn, the curse it is cast
The slow one now will later be fast
As the present now will later be past
The order is rapidly fadin'
And the first one now will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'
Arne Hemingway
dropped 8 January
Dear Morons,
I can't let this slide any longer. Learn your grammar more good!
Arne Hemingway
dropped 3 January
It's a new year and what a biggie it's gonna be. I know I'm being mysterious - all I can say is that I have a funny feeling that 2026 will be my best year of the last twenty.
Arne Hemingway
dropped 11 December 2025
Print it, Learn it, Know it, Live it.
Arne Hemingway
dropped 21 November 2025
The World’s Population In 1900 Cartogram
- France's population was 38 million, more than half of today's population.
- Canada's was 5.5 million. 14% of today's population.
- Costa Rica had only 341K, just 6.7% of today's population!
(link to the full-sized image)
Arne Hemingway
dropped 16 November 2025
This one was unusually on-point:
- "Can i trade you ketchup for all-dressed?" and then singing the Sleep Country Canada song.
- I'll come join you on the chesterfield. (plus she was holding a Pathways social studies book)
- How much do you weigh ... in kilograms.
At 2:29, on the corkboard of Canadian heartthrobs, notice the plate of poutine!
- "Can i trade you ketchup for all-dressed?" and then singing the Sleep Country Canada song.
- I'll come join you on the chesterfield. (plus she was holding a Pathways social studies book)
- How much do you weigh ... in kilograms.
At 2:29, on the corkboard of Canadian heartthrobs, notice the plate of poutine!
Arne Hemingway
dropped 15 November 2025
Google in the 1970s.
Arne Hemingway
dropped 12 November 2025
There's something about this image (attributed to the link below) that I find so beautiful. It shows not just wisdom and experience and a long life well-lived, but also showcases the tenaciousness and adaptability of the human body.
So many images of the aged evoke in me a certain sadness and depression (and a feeling of impending doom); I'm surprised that I see this so positively.
So many images of the aged evoke in me a certain sadness and depression (and a feeling of impending doom); I'm surprised that I see this so positively.
