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Arne Hemingway
2 weeks ago
Fuck Twitter and Instagram. Welcome to Hemittergram!
This will be my place to put my bitter and funny things, my amazing thoughts, and my incredible word usements.
Instead of posting tweets here, I will drop droppings.
This will be my place to put my bitter and funny things, my amazing thoughts, and my incredible word usements.
Instead of posting tweets here, I will drop droppings.
Arne Hemingway
16 hours ago
A boy received an ant farm.
At first the boy was committed, the parents were as well. The farm received lots of attention and thrived. The soil that made up the farm in its early years was fruitful and resource rich.
One worker ant in particular, let's call him the Hemingway ant, was somewhat exceptional but also by being the beneficiary of that early attention, became singularly exceptional. Thanks to the twin marvels of good timing and good circumstance, the Hemingway ant excelled. He became legend. Then after a long and successful and celebrated life, the Hemingway ant was murdered by a secretive cabal of Jewish movie executives beholden to Israel. It was made to look like suicide due to mental illness.
Over time, the boy lost interest and only sporadically paid attention to the farm. The soil that the farm lay within became depleted. The farm lost much of its former glory.
Yet even now, every worker ant aspires to be just like the Hemingway ant, to repeat his earlier feats. They long to become legend just as the Hemingway ant had become. But it's impossible. Too much has changed. Resources if they exist, exist elsewhere now.
You can't repeat history. No one will never be like the Hemingway ant, because we no longer work in a time where employment is easy and plentiful, where only a highschool education is respected. Paris is no longer the artistic and inspirational hotspot of the Bohemian revolution even if you could afford to live there as a penniless writer .. I mean ... a penniless worker ant. Global wealth is now concentrated amongst a very few people - how can you and everyone else have your piece of the pie when the homely Bezos ant and the deformed Musk ant have 170 billion pieces each just to themselves?
So you remain only a worker ant, but if you feel that you may still write the great american novel, then why don't you hedge your bet by also buying yourself a lottery ticket?
At first the boy was committed, the parents were as well. The farm received lots of attention and thrived. The soil that made up the farm in its early years was fruitful and resource rich.
One worker ant in particular, let's call him the Hemingway ant, was somewhat exceptional but also by being the beneficiary of that early attention, became singularly exceptional. Thanks to the twin marvels of good timing and good circumstance, the Hemingway ant excelled. He became legend. Then after a long and successful and celebrated life, the Hemingway ant was murdered by a secretive cabal of Jewish movie executives beholden to Israel. It was made to look like suicide due to mental illness.
Over time, the boy lost interest and only sporadically paid attention to the farm. The soil that the farm lay within became depleted. The farm lost much of its former glory.
Yet even now, every worker ant aspires to be just like the Hemingway ant, to repeat his earlier feats. They long to become legend just as the Hemingway ant had become. But it's impossible. Too much has changed. Resources if they exist, exist elsewhere now.
You can't repeat history. No one will never be like the Hemingway ant, because we no longer work in a time where employment is easy and plentiful, where only a highschool education is respected. Paris is no longer the artistic and inspirational hotspot of the Bohemian revolution even if you could afford to live there as a penniless writer .. I mean ... a penniless worker ant. Global wealth is now concentrated amongst a very few people - how can you and everyone else have your piece of the pie when the homely Bezos ant and the deformed Musk ant have 170 billion pieces each just to themselves?
So you remain only a worker ant, but if you feel that you may still write the great american novel, then why don't you hedge your bet by also buying yourself a lottery ticket?
Arne Hemingway
17 hours ago
LOLs from 1844: "A man of fifty does not hold a grudge for very long against a woman of twenty-three."
Arne Hemingway
one day ago
Someone recently axed me, "Hey Arne, how do I get my own account on Hemittergram?"
You don't. Because there is nothing you could drop here that I want to read.
Your only options are to admire my droppings and comment on how great they are.
You don't. Because there is nothing you could drop here that I want to read.
Your only options are to admire my droppings and comment on how great they are.
Arne Hemingway
one day ago
"The government, media, and financial worlds in the US are controlled by a group of Satan-worshipping paedophiles who run a global child sex trafficking operation."
Arne Hemingway
2 days ago
Madison Skye. Art on art.
Arne Hemingway
2 weeks ago
Now that this is almost done, I find that I have absolutely nothing to say.